Epic Lulz

[FreakTrap]

Via AIM:

[00:08] Unix Playa: You are that bitch from the h4cky0u team right?
[00:08] Unix Playa: Freaka?
[00:15] Freak Trap: lol
[00:15] Freak Trap: no?
[00:16] Unix Playa: Yeah, that was you who started shit between all of us.
[00:16] Freak Trap: I don't even know who you are
[00:16] Unix Playa: KillaWho | wh0
[00:16] Freak Trap: not ringing any bells
[00:17] Unix Playa: KillaWho, wh0, or .:Who:.
[00:17] Unix Playa: You started shit between us because we took over some server that wasn't even yours.
[00:18] Unix Playa: You don't remember? C'mon don't play stupid.
[00:18] Freak Trap: lol, I don't think I am who you think I am
[00:18] Unix Playa: Yes, your Freaka, the one who sells shitty fake bot sources and is on h4cky0u team.
[00:19] Freak Trap: "Freaka"; wrong person
[00:19] Freak Trap: fake bot sources? what kind of bots?
[00:19] Unix Playa: ...
[00:19] Freak Trap: botnet bots? macro bots?
[00:20] Unix Playa: Botnet bots, you claimed to have modded NSA's bot although it hasn't been released yet..
[00:21] Freak Trap: not too big on that scene, and no idea what you're on about
[00:22] Unix Playa: Where else would I know you from?
[00:22] Unix Playa: Stop playing stupid, it will make it easier on you.
[00:23] Freak Trap: stop flopping your e-peen around and stop talking like an idiot and I'll help you out
[00:24] Unix Playa: I don't need your help Freaka, I just got access to your storgae account, all your files are mine... Some of this shit looks very important, is Monica your wife?
[00:24] Freak Trap: lol, I'm a 20year old physics major at a university; I'm not married or in any relationships
[00:25] Unix Playa: We also talked to your leader, Don will be helping us with our report to ic3.
[00:25] Freak Trap: that congress thing?
[00:25] Freak Trap: good luck, dud
[00:26] Unix Playa: Smart?
[00:26] Unix Playa: Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) | Home
[00:26] Freak Trap: you sure it's cool to give these details to an... 'outsider'??
[00:26] Freak Trap: lol k
[00:26] Unix Playa: Freaka, stop messing around.
[00:26] Unix Playa: We have you.
[00:26] Freak Trap: lets see...
[00:26] Unix Playa: Make it easier on your self and admit to it.
[00:26] Freak Trap: if I were Freaka.... what would I say...
[00:26] Unix Playa: Exactly what you are saying now.
[00:26] Freak Trap: Dog, I'll do anything, just don't turn me in to the cops.
[00:27] Unix Playa: mmm.. No.
[00:27] Unix Playa: You think you are all that? You are not even in the top 1000 hackers, I mean.. You just got caught.
[00:27] Freak Trap: please man
[00:27] Freak Trap: I'll do anything
[00:27] Freak Trap: aww shit
[00:27] Freak Trap: you got my aim
[00:27] Freak Trap: and my photobucket
[00:27] Freak Trap: fuuuuuaaaaaaacccckkkk
[00:28] Unix Playa: No Freaka.
[00:28] Unix Playa: We have your IP, phone number, address, license plate, information on your entire familly.
[00:28] Freak Trap: call me up real fast
[00:28] Freak Trap: see how scared I sound
[00:28] Unix Playa: So you can phone bomb me with your script kiddie application you coded in vb6?
[00:28] Freak Trap: protip: call through skype
[00:28] Freak Trap: l2p internets dog
[00:29] Unix Playa: C'mon skiddie, it would be "dawg".
[00:29] Freak Trap: lol, I was actually thinking that just as I hit enter
[00:29] Unix Playa: Stop fucking around, you have one more chance to confess and give us the source.
[00:29] Freak Trap: ok, what do you want it in?
[00:29] Freak Trap: I wrote it in php and used zend optimization
[00:29] Freak Trap: is that cool?
[00:30] Unix Playa: STOP.
[00:30] Freak Trap: I lost the origional source
[00:30] Freak Trap: 4 serious maaaaannnnn
[00:30] Freak Trap: it's my only remaining copy
[00:30] Unix Playa: The source to Gravalt.
[00:30] Freak Trap: you took out my development server
[00:30] Freak Trap: where can I meet this....
[00:30] Freak Trap: Gravalt guy
[00:30] Unix Playa: Your source is not on your storgae account.
[00:30] Unix Playa: Stop this.
[00:30] Freak Trap: I had to delete the files when I discovered my account was comprised

[00:31] Unix Playa: No, I have all your files besides Gravalt.
[00:31] Unix Playa: You knew it was too hot.
[00:31] Freak Trap: too hot
[00:31] Unix Playa: I don't know why Don let you snatch it.
[00:31] Freak Trap: want me to let you in?
[00:31] Freak Trap: on the secret to Don't heart?
[00:32] Unix Playa: C'mon, you got both teams on you, and we are about to let IC3 in.. If we do this, we will not get the source, because they will get it.. and you will be in jail, but we will do what we have to.
[00:33] Unix Playa: Don gave you away, just give up and give it here, we will not harass you any further in the feature.
[00:33] Freak Trap: I made a documenrty in case you guys ever came after me... hidden within it is the riddle to my life's work... Good luck, Sir.
[00:33] Freak Trap: YouTube - Rick Roll
[00:34] Freak Trap: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
[00:34] Freak Trap: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
[00:34] Unix Playa: You are done.
[00:34] Freak Trap: NEVER GONA RUN ARRROUUUND
[00:34] Unix Playa: IC3 has been notified.
[00:34] Freak Trap: AND HURRRT YOUUUU
[00:34] Freak Trap: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
[00:34] Freak Trap: NEVER GONNA TEEEELLLLLL A LIEEEE
[00:34] Freak Trap: NEVER GONNA RUN ARROUDN
[00:34] Freak Trap: AND HURT YOU!
[00:34] Freak Trap: so man
[00:34] Freak Trap: seriously
[00:34] Freak Trap: let me in a little
[00:34] Freak Trap: tell me the storry
[00:35] Freak Trap: about myself
[00:35] Freak Trap: how big of a deal am I?
[00:35] Unix Playa: You are a crazy clown, don't drop the soap.
[00:35] Freak Trap: seriously man
[00:35] Freak Trap: if I'm going to jail
[00:36] Freak Trap: I at least want to know what people thought about me
[00:36] Freak Trap: to hear my legend from the mouth of the man who took me down
[00:36] Unix Playa: Well, your own team just ratted you out.
[00:36] Unix Playa: Meaning...
[00:36] Unix Playa: You have a shitty reputation.
[00:36] Freak Trap: fucking shit sucks
[00:36] Unix Playa: Give us the source now, and we can get IC3 off your back.
[00:36] Freak Trap: 1 sec
[00:36] Freak Trap: let me negotiate with my team
[00:37] Unix Playa: You have no team anymore.
[00:37] Unix Playa: Don gave you up.
[00:37] Unix Playa: Talk to him.
[00:37] Freak Trap: I had to throw my old disk drive off a bridge and need to get ahold of Don....
[00:37] Freak Trap: what is the IRC info again?
[00:37] Unix Playa: I am not on hy team..
[00:37] Freak Trap: UNIX.
[00:37] Freak Trap: I NEED YOUR HELP MAN
[00:37] Freak Trap: don't let me down
[00:38] Freak Trap: I really feel sorry for this sht
[00:38] Unix Playa: I am on x-pl team you know this, so give it here.
[00:38] Freak Trap: I've smoked two bowls this evening
[00:38] Freak Trap: I need to talk to Don
[00:38] Unix Playa: Shut up Freaka.
[00:38] Unix Playa: Shut up and give me the source.
[00:38] Freak Trap: where do you want it uploaded to?
[00:39] Unix Playa: Right here via AIM.
[00:39] Freak Trap: no can do
[00:39] Unix Playa: Why is that?
[00:39] Freak Trap: my mom locked me out of the router so I can't open the ports
[00:39] Freak Trap: hahaha, but no, seriously
[00:39] Freak Trap: I just can't
[00:40] Freak Trap: I'm using AIM from my cellphone atm
[00:40] Unix Playa: Freaka, I thought you were elite enough to use private proxies and vpn's.. You afraid of me getting your IP? We already have it.
[00:40] Freak Trap: and there is no file transfering
[00:40] Freak Trap: too bad you couldn't even get my AIM right; I mean uhh.... what??? so abotu that uhh...
[00:40] Freak Trap: that FTP....
[00:40] Freak Trap: linke me up man
[00:41] Freak Trap: where do you want these uploaded to?
[00:41] Unix Playa: omg.
[00:41] Unix Playa: Who is this?
[00:41] Freak Trap: Freaka.
[00:41] Freak Trap: seriously man
[00:42] Freak Trap: it's me
[00:42] Freak Trap: don't worry, you've not just wasted fourty minutes of your life talking to the wrong guy
[00:42] Freak Trap: so
[00:42] Freak Trap: I live you man
[00:42] Freak Trap: and 'm really sorry about all that shit
[00:42] Freak Trap: lets just set this strait
[00:43] Freak Trap: and I'll give up the bot source
[00:43] Unix Playa: Don't get too cocky kid, you do not know who you are fucking with.
[00:43] Freak Trap: this shit is going to be the next big thing
[00:43] Unix Playa: I know you are not Freaka, I do not know who you are.. But you will be in trouble when im not busy with Freaka.
[00:43] Freak Trap: I've been negotiating with the Russians about helping them clean up after the... mess in Georgia...
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==Moments Later==

[00:44] PartKaerf: Cmon man, how are you going to cut me off like that?
[00:45] PartKaerf: we were having so much fun
[00:45] PartKaerf: Look, just get Don on the line
[00:45] PartKaerf: he will explain everythign to you
[00:45] PartKaerf: this whole thing, was a big mistake
[00:45] PartKaerf: it wasn't supposed to go down like that
[00:46] PartKaerf: whatever you guys have said to IC3, you need to undo it NOW.
[00:47] Unix Playa: shut up guy.
[00:47] PartKaerf: CMON MAN!
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